" ஏண்டீ கோயில்லே தேங்காய் உடைக்கும்போது, Call பண்ணித் தொலைச்சே! "ஏன்னாச்சு?"தேங்காயைக் காதிலே வெச்சுண்டு... மொபைலை போட்டு உடைச்சுட்டேன் !

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper.

If the opposite of pro is con, isn't the opposite of progress, congress?

There's this dyslexic guy... he walked into a bra...

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam".

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of sudden, he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me always, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. "Take a little more time and think of another wish

The darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Remember, no-one is listening until you fart.

If at first you don't succeed ... avoid skydiving.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day... Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

There's a lovely young woman in New Zealand who is getting her house redecorated. She is walking around the house with the builder, telling him what colors she is thinking of painting the walls. They go firstly into the dining room, and she says that she'd like it painted a nice lilac color. The builder nods, before yelling out the window, "GREEN SIDE UP!" They then move into the kitchen. The woman says she was thinking of a pale blue for this room. The builder nods, before again yelling out the window, "GREEN SIDE UP!" They then continue into one of the bedrooms, and the woman says she wanted this one a yellow color. The builder nods once again, then yells out the window, "