அடேய்!டேய் ரொம்ப குளிருது டா சொன்னத செய்டா...!?கொஞ்சம் இருங்கப்பா அதை தான் கூகுள்ல தேடிட்டு இருக்கேன்...என்ன கூகுள் லயா...!?ஆமாப்பா... இதுவரைக்கும் நிலாவுக்கு அமெரிக்கா ரஷ்யா சீனா இந்தியா இந்த நாலு நாடுகள் ராக்கெட்ட அனுப்பி இருக்கு...சரிடா...!நிலாவுக்கு 12 பேர் போய் வந்திருக்காங்க அத்தனை பேரும் அமெரிக்க காரனுங்க...!சரிடா அதுக்கு இப்ப என்ன...!?அதான்பா... நிலாவுக்கு மொத்தமா 72 தடவ ராக்கெட்ங்க போயிருக்கு... ஏழு தடவை மனுஷனுக்கு போய் இறங்கி இருக்காங்க 21 தடவை ரோவர் மாதிரியான ஆராய்ச்சி வாகனம் நிலவில் இறங்கி ரவுண்ட்ஸ் போய் வந்து இருக்கு...அட... இதை ஏன்டா இப்ப என்கிட்ட சொல்லிட்டு இருக்க...!?இருப்பா.. நிலாவுல ஒரு பொருள கொண்டு போய் வைக்கணும்னா தோராயமா 500 கோடி ரூபாய் செலவாகுமாம்... உன்கிட்ட 500 கோடி இ

When everything is coming your way, you're on the wrong side of the freeway.

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are all about to be shot by a firing squad. The redhead goes out first and stands in front of them. Right before they shoot, the redhead screams, "Tornado!" The firing squad turns to look, and the redhead runs away. The brunette is up next, and decides it would be a good idea to to do the same thing that the redhead did. So, just as the firing squad is about to shoot, she screams, "Earthquake!" The firing squad looks around for a moment, distracted, giving the brunette just enough time to run away. Then the blonde comes up and decides to copy the redhead and the brunette. Just as the firing squad is about to shoot, the blonde screams, "Fire!"

Take your income and add 10%

Did you hear about the accident at the mall? There was a power outage and a group of blondes was stuck on the escalator for 3 hours!

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the window. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the blonde catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the window. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken before, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red lig

And out of the night came the terrible scream, "Who put the sand in the Vaseline!?"

It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on irplanes. The device is a gun that launches a dead chicken at a plane's windshield at approximately the speed the plane flies. The theory is that if the windshield doesn't crack from the carcass impact, it'll survive a real collision with a bird during flight. It seems the British were very interested in this and wanted to test a windshield on a brand new, speedy locomotive they were developing. They borrowed the FAA's chicken launcher, loaded the chicken and fired. The ballistic chicken shattered the windshield, went through the engineer's chair, broke an instrument panel and emb

Bin Laden is sitting with his son and they are watching the Twin Towers collapse. His son asks him, "Dad, which film is this?" to which he replied, "Son, this isn't a film, this is a series."

Computer is very common nowadays and most of the people only know what are the computer short cut keys and buttons. This little list would help you when you are in times of need so that you won't go around saying the wrong things: When you need help: Dont's: Help!!! SOS!!! Do's: F1 When you want to leave: Dont's: cya! bye bye! Do's: Alt + F4 When you are paying for something: Dont's: Hand over your 100 dollar bill Do's: Hand over your pay-pal account and password When you are asking for an address Dont's: Can you give me the address please Do's: Can you give me the url please When you want to find something: Dont's: help me find something Do's: Ctrl + F When you are finding the washro

Once upon a time, in the middle of the ocean, there was the Island of Trid. It seems that most of the Island of Trid was covered by a large mountain. On this mountain lived a Giant. The Giant did not allow Trids on his mountain. If a Trid dared to climb onto the mountain, the Giant would kick him into the ocean. Trids are notoriously bad swimmers, and frequently drowned when kicked into the ocean. The Trids were a very sexual people, and the population had grown quite large. Every square inch of the island, except the mountain, was crowded with Trids. The Trids spent their days crowded together, dreaming of the open space available on the ever visible mountain. Every few days, a Trid woul

Why don't skeletons ever play music at church? Because they don't have any organs!