In Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married 2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe 3. Australia lost the Ashes 4. Pope Died In Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got married (again) 2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe(again) 3. Australia lost the Ashes (again) 4. Pope Died (again) Moral of the story - In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry.... Please warn the Pope

140 Ice Cream was discovered by Gerald Tisyum 141 The number regarded as lucky number in Italy is thirteen 142 Napoleon suffered from alurophobia which means fear of cats 143 The aeroplanes was used in war for the first time by Italians (14 Oct.1911) 144 Slavery in America was abolished by Abraham Lincoln 145 The Headquarters of textile manufacturing in England is Manchester 146 The famous island located at the mouth of the Hudson river is Manhattan 147 The founder of plastic industry was Leo Hendrik Bakeland 148 The country where military service is compulsory for women is Israel 149 The country which has more than 10,000 golf courses is USA 150 The famous painting 'Mona Lisa' is displayed

In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop to single digits or below. About 3am one very cold morning, Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Shattuck. He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the engine still running. Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the Trooper walked to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him. The driver came awake when the Trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rearview mirror, and the State T

3 young boys were walking along a river bank when they saw a man drowning in the river. Together they manage to pull him out. When they pulled him out they notice that it is in fact George Bush, leader of the free world. George Bush says to the boys, "Thank you oh so much! In return for you kindness, I will give each of you whatever you desire." He turns to the first boy, "What would you like?" The boy says, "I'd like a bike, but not just any bike, a bike with all the whistles and gadgets it could possibly have!" George Bush says, "And you shall have it!" He turns to the second boy, "And what about you?" The boy goes, "I'd like a huge house for all 12 members of my family, a huge mansi

What does playing the bagpipes and throwing a javelin blind-folded have in common? You don't have to be very good at either to get a lot of peoples' attention.

After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.

A cowboy entered a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine, please." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. "Young lady," the cowboy said, "you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room." "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that at all," she replied. "No problem," the cowboy said, "just tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." "You tell him," she said. "He's the one shaving you."

And God created woman and she had three breasts. God then asked the woman, "Is there anything you would like to have changed?" "Yes," the woman replied. "Could you get rid of this middle breast?" And so it was done. Holding the third breast in her hand, the woman exclaimed, "What can be done with this useless boob?" And God created man.

Any time four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

You're so ugly... that when your mom dropped you off on the curb for school, she got fined for littering.

News just in - the drummer tripped over the cymbals, and hit his head. The hospital spokesperson said, "He'll be all right in a couple of days; he's just suffering from percussion."

Carlos Mencia orginally said this but it's still true... What's makes life beautiful is the essence of the fact that it can go away - so you don't wanna live like that. You don't wanna be the person, do you, that had a fight. An inconsequential, insignificant, stupid, fight with your spouse about who was supposed to open or close the window, or turn off the light at that bedtime, so you did it but you were pissed and you stayed pissed with you wife. Not cuz it was real, but hell, we'll make up later and nothing better than make up sex, is there? And in the morning you woke up and things were still bad. But you kept that cuz, hey, I'm gonna come back and we're gonna do it - and then wha