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HAPPINESS IS . . . Infantry: A good rifle Cavalry: A big tank Artillery: A loud boom UPON HEARING FIREWORKS Infantry: Cool, just like a live fire exercise Cavalry: Not loud enough Artillery: Fireworks? What fireworks? OTHER TRADES Infantry: Waste of rations Cavalry: Waste of rations Artillery: Waste of rations IDEA OF FUN Infantry: Not having to "pepper-pot" an entire grid square before the objective Cavalry: Racing across a grid square on "full stab" Artillery: Leveling a grid square FAVOURITE SONG Infantry: "Ballad of the Green Beret" Cavalry: "Purple Haze" Artillery: Anything, just play it LOUD! BIGGEST LUXURY IN THE FIELD Infantry: Engineers blowing trenches for them with C4 Cavalry: Grunts to dig their trenches for them Artillery: Cable A LONG ROUTE MARCH WITH FULL KIT Infantry: 20 clicks Cavalry: From the hangars to the tank Artillery: What's a route march? OFFICERS Infantry: Are morons and should stay away from the trenchlines Cavalry: Are morons and should stay out of the vehicles Artillery: Are morons and should stay away from the gun lines FAVORITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION Infantry: Anything but walking Cavalry: Tanks. Tanks. Tanks. TankstankstankstanksTANKS! Artillery: Don't you have to move around to require transport? Differences betwee the infantry, cavalry, and artillery. BIGGEST GRIPE IN THE FIELD Infantry: The weather Cavalry: Coffee maker in tank not working Artillery: Only having basic cable BREAKFAST IN THE FIELD Infantry: I don't care what it is, just so long as I can sit down to eat it Cavalry: Hot coffee and rum with a beer chaser Artillery: Eggs over easy, crispy bacon, sausages, toast and Tim Horton's coffee WHAT THEY CALL THEMSELVES Infantry: Death Techs Cavalry: Cavalry Artillery: 10 Mile Snipers