Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

Proverb : Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Refined by me : Behind every successful man, there is a very much surprised woman.

The Hebrew people were sitting around Mt. Sinai. You could hear only a subdued murmur among them, but you could feel the tension in the air. For hours now, Moses had been on top of the mountain, hidden from their gaze by clouds wafting around its top. Sometimes the clouds became dark and you could hear thunder rolling down. In spite of the warm weather, this caused a shudder among the waiting mass. The end of day was approaching and dusk was beginning to set in when suddenly a figure came through the clouds and walked down the steep mountainside carrying a heavy load. It was Moses. Moses set down his load and raised his hands. "Friends," he said. "Friends, it was hard work and I have don

Yo momma is so fat, she has to iron her clothes on the street.

Your mama's so old, she farted and dust came out.

A blonde pulls over at the gas station, gets out of her car, opens the hood, and checks the engine oil. After a few seconds of intelligent thinking, she takes the dipstick in her hand and, raising her chest high, walks up to the attendant. "Excuse me sir, but can I buy a longer dipstick?" "May I ask why you need a longer one ma'am?" "Because this one isn't long enough to reach the oil!"

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

I couldn't fix your brakes, so instead I made your horn louder.

Why does Hershey's chocolate taste so good? Because they are made by women! (Her-She) hahahaha

yo momma so dumb that she went to the movies and after they told her under 17 not permitted she went back and got 16 more friends.

yo momma so skinny she can hula-hoop with a cheerio.

You know you're addicted to Wocka.com when... 1.) You have dreamt of Wocka in your sleep, and have actually made up a joke in your sleep. 2.) You've added people to your buddy list JUST to see the last time that they've logged in. 3.) The top username in the rankings is your idol. 4.) You have a notebook filled up with all the jokes you've made up. 5.) If you get up in the middle of the night to use the restroom, you just HAVE to check how your new joke is doing, along with reading a "quickie" joke. 6.) You know the Wocka point system by heart. (hmmmmm) 7.) As you read this list, you're thinking about forwarding it to your friends. 8.) The only way that you keep in contact wi