Camel and Elephant

There was this really annoying elephant named Izzy who loved to brag. One day she went up to a camel, Mell, and said, "I am the most beautiful animal you'll ever see!!" Mell looked at her like she was crazy and said no you're not! Izzy said, "Well, I look better than you because I don't have two boobs on my back!" Mell replied, "True, very true. But at least I don't have a dick on my face."