Attempting to enter a case-sensitive password with caps-lock on. Not checking to ensure that the computer is indeed plugged in. Clicking Yes on message boxes without reading them properly and deleting important files. Forgetting to plug an ethernet cable into their laptop's network card when in the office. Allowing sessions to timeout when using a web application. Erroneous data entry.

And the beast shall come forth surrounded by a roiling cloud of vengeance. The house of the unbelievers shall be razed and they shall be scorched to the earth. Their tags shall blink until the end of days.

And the beast shall be made legion. Its numbers shall be increased a thousand thousand fold. The din of a million keyboards like unto a great storm shall cover the earth, and the followers of Mammon shall tremble.

And so at last the beast fell and the unbelievers rejoiced. But all was not lost, for from the ash rose a great bird. The bird gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast fire and thunder upon them. For the beast had been reborn with its strength renewed, and the followers of Mammon cowered in horror.

An Irishman, a Scotsman, and an American walk into a bar. The beginning of a cheesy joke? You betcha.

As of 11-23-09, my score was 1337. How the hell that happened beats me. I thought I was a crappy joke writer. This is boring isn't it? Thought so. At least it's not a dupe. Or is it... Nope, it's not. Boring as hell, right? Thought so.

*This is from a comic called Pearls Before Swine, I just wanted to share it with you guys(crowd goes *awwww*)* Dentist(on phone p-D): Hi, this is Dr. Smith's office calling to remind you about your dental appointment tomorrow. Other Person(P): Can't make it. D: Why? P: Profanity. It offends me. D: I didn't use profanity. P: Car won't start. D: You live a block away. P: 2 broken feet. D: We'll send a cab. P: No money. D: We'll pay. P: Mom died. D: You said that last year. P: Dad this time. D: You don't know which? P: Can't keep track. D: OF YOUR PARENTS?!?! P: When training for a marathon. D: On 2 broken feet? P: I drive the race. D: Your car won't start. P: I take a cab. D: You have no mone

How dod the person take over the remote?

How did the person take over the remote? He asked for remote CONTROLS!

Have you ever had those days when your computer fucking sucks? Now you have a poem to say! I'm gonna get some Coke and a snack, This should be FUCKING WORKING by the time I get back.

God said "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said "Say please."

A Pokemon Trainer walks into a STD help center. The nurse there says "Sorry, but it looks like you've caught 'em all"