Dental Appointment?

*This is from a comic called Pearls Before Swine, I just wanted to share it with you guys(crowd goes *awwww*)* Dentist(on phone p-D): Hi, this is Dr. Smith's office calling to remind you about your dental appointment tomorrow. Other Person(P): Can't make it. D: Why? P: Profanity. It offends me. D: I didn't use profanity. P: Car won't start. D: You live a block away. P: 2 broken feet. D: We'll send a cab. P: No money. D: We'll pay. P: Mom died. D: You said that last year. P: Dad this time. D: You don't know which? P: Can't keep track. D: OF YOUR PARENTS?!?! P: When training for a marathon. D: On 2 broken feet? P: I drive the race. D: Your car won't start. P: I take a cab. D: You have no money. P: Mom died again. D: Listen here, buddy! Get me a legitimate excuse or get the @!$!@$#% over here! P: Profanity. It offends me. *hangs up* P: Amateurs.