A Wocka user has average joke comedy 2.5, but he doesn't get the smiley. Why can it happen? Because his average joke comedy is between 2.495 and 2.5, which is rounded up to 2.5.

Sam Krypton was a boy who hated meatloaf, but he knew that every time he didn't eat it, he lost a chance for ice cream, his favorite thing to eat. So today, he decided to eat it, and try and forget about the taste. He ate it up, and said, "THIS MEATLOAF WAS DELICIOUS!" His mother was pleased, and gave him ice cream. The next week, his mother gave him a large serving of meatloaf, expecting him to eat it all up. Sam forgot about what he did last week. He was looking out the window - then, a moment later, he said, "Eww! What smells?"

A newspaper columnist was found guilty and fined for calling a countess a cow. When the trial ended and the man paid his fine, he asked the judge, since it was now clear he couldn't call a countess a cow, could he call a cow a countess? The judge said it was all right to do so. Whereupon the newspaperman turned to the countess in the courtroom, bowed elaborately, and said, "How do you do, Countess?"

"Yo Momma is so fat that when she entered the elevator and pressed the 'up' button, the elevator went down!" "Oh yeah? Yo Momma is so fat that she can't even fit in the elevator!!"

#1 At a Gift shop Counter '"My One and only" Valentine cards, Is now available in Multi-packs!!' #2 At a Washing Machine in a Washers 'When Finished, Please Remove Pants' #3 At a Handdryer in a Toilet 'Warning: Please do not operate this machine with wet hands!' #4 At a Highway beside a river 'Warning: Road closed due to flood if you don't see this sign!' #5 At a Repair Shop Sign at door: 'We repair anything!' Sign at bell: 'Sorry, Bell broken."

A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalms 51:2-4 (knowing my own hidden secrets) and Psalm 52:3-4 (lies and deceit), a man wrote the following letter to the IRS: "I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income, and have enclosed a check for $150. If I still can't sleep, I will send the rest."

A redhead, brunette and a blonde went to the doctor. As they sat in the waiting room, the redhead got bored and went to the small fishbowl in the middle of the room where a goldfish swam around happily. The redhead stared at the goldfish and the fish also stared back. After 1 minute, the redhead tilted her head to the left and the fish swam in that direction. She tilted her head to the right and the fish also swam to the right. The brunette saw this trick, was impressed and asked the redhead how she did it. "Easy", replied the redhead. "It's just mind over matter." So the brunette stared at the fish and the fish also stared back. After 3 minutes, the brunette tilted her head to the left

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman, all talking about their teenage daughters. The Englishman said - "I walked into my daughter's room and saw a razor on the floor. I didn't know she was old enough to shave." The Irishman said - "That's nothing; I walked into my daughter's room and saw a tampax. I didn't know she was old enough to start her periods." The Scottsman said - "Well, I walked into her room and saw a condom lying on the floor - I didn't know she had grown a cock!"

A little child about a year old begins to talk. His dad asks him, "What would you like for your first birthday?" The child answers, "A pink ping pong ball." "Sure," says the dad. The kid turns five and again is asked, "So what would you like for your birthday, son?" "A pink ping pong ball," he says again. "OK." Ten years old and is asked for another birthday present, and he answers, "A pink ping pong ball." "Why do you keep asking for a pink ping pong ball, sport?" "I'll tell you later, dad," answers the child. The boy turns into a man, twenty-one years old. "My boy is finally old enough to drink! What do you want for your birthday?" The child thinks..."A pink ping pong ball!" "Why the

Knock-knock Who's there? Giraffe Giraffe who? Giraffaggot!

A little girl was sat in science, when she wet herself. She goes to her teacher and says "I've wet myself". The teacher asks "Why didn't you put your hand up?" She replies "I did, but it just ran down my hand!"

A child was born one day with a condition that limited him to only being able to whisper - unable to speak loudly or normally. At about 30 years old he finally goes to the doctor wanting to treat it. "Can you treat this condition, doc?" he whispers very silently, barely heard. "Well, I can run a few tests and try to figure it out," the doctor says. About an hour later the doctor says to the patient, "I have good news and bad news." "What's the good news?" the man whispers. "The good news is that we can cure it." "What's the bad news, doc?" "The bad news is that we'll have to amputate your penis," the doctor says. "Oh no, I can't do that. Never mind," the man murmurs as he left the room.