Weird Signs

#1 At a Gift shop Counter '"My One and only" Valentine cards, Is now available in Multi-packs!!' #2 At a Washing Machine in a Washers 'When Finished, Please Remove Pants' #3 At a Handdryer in a Toilet 'Warning: Please do not operate this machine with wet hands!' #4 At a Highway beside a river 'Warning: Road closed due to flood if you don't see this sign!' #5 At a Repair Shop Sign at door: 'We repair anything!' Sign at bell: 'Sorry, Bell broken."