Q: What device lets you see through a wall? A: Window

1) What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? "Have another beer." 2) What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? The blonde works in the dark! 3) How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Scroll down... Scroll up... 4) So a blonde is walking down the street and she stops to ask a man the time, he says "O, it's uhh...4:45." The blonde responds, "Man, I've been asking that question all day and I get a different answer every time! 5) Superman, Batman, and a smart blonde all died on the same day.Which one got to Heaven first? None of them.They are all make-believe.

You might be a redneck if you stare at the orange juice container because it says concentrate on it!

Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a blue rain coat people said, "Let's go swim in the ocean!"

You might be a redneck if you ride the electric floorbuffer and mistake it for your wife!!

1. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? No one else wants it. 2. What's a brunette's mating call? "Has the blonde left yet?" 3. What do you call a brunette who dies her hair blonde? Artifical Stupidity 4. What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween? They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops. 5. Why don't brunettes get breast implants? They've already spent their money on thigh and butt implants.

You might be a redneck if you wear a tube top to a funeral!

You might think that some guys are hot. Their boyfriends think that, too!

When the whole class had left the little boy said, "Teacher, give me an A+ on my math test." The teacher then says "No." Then the boy said, "Give me an A, or I'll tell my mom, who will tell my dad, who will tell the principal, and you will get fired. So the teacher finally agrees, and gives him an A on his test. Then the boy says, "Teacher take off your shirt." The teacher says "No!" So the little boy says, "Take off your shirt, or I'll tell my mom, who will tell my dad, who will tell the principal, and you'll get fired. So the teacher takes off her shirt. Then the little boy says, "Take off your pants." But again, the teacher says, "No!" So the little boy says, "Take off your pants or I'll

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If we quit voting, will they all go away? It's been lovely but I have to scream now I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on disk somewhere Boldly going nowhere Don't be sexist -- broads hate that Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal. How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?

I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind. I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell til I met you. Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the hell was I thinking? As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me. As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy...