One Liners (2)

I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind. I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell til I met you. Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the hell was I thinking? As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me. As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy...