Fill in the blank to this odd analogy. Quiz is to quizzical as test is to _______

Yo momma's so fat, she shows up on radar.

Ladies and gentlemen, This five-letter-word little thing belongs to men, and no women. Some men have long ones, others shorter. It's straight in some men, and crooked in others. It may turn soft or hard in just a matter of seconds. Useless to some, it boasts manhood for others. Children wonder about it, young men are proud of it, while old men see their age in it. And whatever it is, some women love it, while others are afraid of it. What is that darn thing anyway? Scroll down for ANSWER - - - - - - - - - - - - - - beard, of course! what else? ;-)

Two Frenchmen came to New York for a vacation. The first thing they did leaving the hotel was to buy an American-French dictionary. Without a guide, they decided to learn English word by word in the simplest way they could think of -- continuously browsing through the dictionary, picking at random a certain word and look up its definition. So they went into a coffee shop and started off right away. The first word they came upon happened to be "Ouch" which was defined as "an interjection used to express a mixed feeling of surprise, sudden pain and anger." It was then that they suddenly realized they did not have the slightest idea what those cryptic pronunciation symbols might sound like. Th

1.Your richest relative buys an "expensive" house and you have to help take the wheels off of it. 2.You refer to the sixth grade as graduation. 3.Your wife's new hairdo gets destroyed by the ceiling fan. 4.Your front porch collapses and hurts more than three dogs.

An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!" His wife looked at him and said, "What the hell are you doing?" He simply replied, "Just playing bed football." Ten minutes later the wife let a loud one and said, "Tie game - 7,7." The husband's competitive side kicked in and he started starting straining... when suddenly he crapped his pants! His wife looks over and said, "Now what's the score?" He said, "Still 7,7. End of quarter; switch sides!"

From an interview with a millionaire: "What is your secret to making money?" "Quite simple. Before entering business I observed that most of the sales profits are generally lost in the handling of complaints and refunds. So I made my decision to try to eliminate these expenses." "I can say that's quite a big task!" "Not for me. I simply started selling parachutes."

"May I have your name, please?" "My name's Myne." "What?" "My name is Myne." "Uh... I know your name is yours but..." "Wait, who told you my name is Yores?" "What? I think I said your name is yours..." "You think you know my name better than me?" "Oh, no, of course, that's why I said your name is yours..." "Hey, listen, now I'm telling you, my name is not Yores..." "Sure, that's just what I said!" "OK, then forget it, now you got my name?" "Sorry no, what's your name again please?" "My name is Myne." "Yes, yours, I know..." "Not Yores, Myne. Myne, did you hear?" "Yes, I do, I know that. But does that mean you won't tell your name?" "What? And you said you heard it right! I already told you."

Q: What's the similarity between tyrannosaurus and blondes with an IQ greater then 200. A: Both are extinct.

Once a blond police officer stopped a man and asked for his driving license. She saw it and told the man "it says here that you must wear glasses" The man said "I have contacts" The blond said "I don't care who you know, you are still getting a traffic ticket"

George W Bush wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He instructed his Postmaster General, stressing that it should be of international quality. When the stamps were released, Bush heard complaints that the stamps were not sticking properly, and he become furious. He called the chief of the Secret Service and ordered him to investigate the matter. The chief checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported on the problem to Bush. He said, "Sir, the stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, our citizens are spitting on the wrong side!"

Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,"Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any, "Happy Birthday." I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember." The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning boss, Happy Birthday," and I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon, when Janet knocked on my door and said, "You kn