Overheard Conversation

"May I have your name, please?" "My name's Myne." "What?" "My name is Myne." "Uh... I know your name is yours but..." "Wait, who told you my name is Yores?" "What? I think I said your name is yours..." "You think you know my name better than me?" "Oh, no, of course, that's why I said your name is yours..." "Hey, listen, now I'm telling you, my name is not Yores..." "Sure, that's just what I said!" "OK, then forget it, now you got my name?" "Sorry no, what's your name again please?" "My name is Myne." "Yes, yours, I know..." "Not Yores, Myne. Myne, did you hear?" "Yes, I do, I know that. But does that mean you won't tell your name?" "What? And you said you heard it right! I already told you." "Then why are you always saying your name is yours?" "What the hell happens to you? Listen carefully, I'm telling you the last time, I promise. My name is not Yores, it's Myne." "Come on, did I ever deny that? Your name oughta be yours, it can't be mine..." "Hey, sorry, I'm afraid I'll have to find another hotel. Bye!"