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"He who laughs last, doesn't get the joke."

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can not!

Vacation begins when dad says. "I know a shortcut"!

Energizer Bunny arrested... charged with battery.

Lottery, a tax on people who can't do math

all generalizations are false

Yo momma so fat, and you so poor, she stepped in your house and the tires popped.

Eat right, stay fit, die anyway!

IRS... we've got what it takes, to take what you've got

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.