Rejection Lines

10. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.' 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. Translation: I don't want to do my dad. 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. Translation: You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on. 7. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing. 6. I've got a boyfriend. Translation: I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's. 5. I don't date men where I work. Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building. 4. It's not you, it's me. Translation: It's you. 3. I'm concentrating on my career. Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you. 2. I'm celibate. Translation: I've sworn off only the men like you. 1. Let's be friends. Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing. Top 10 Male Rejection Lines (Translated!) 10. I think of you as a sister. Translation: You're ugly. 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. Translation: You're ugly. 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. Translation: You're ugly. 7. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: You're ugly. 6. I've got a girlfriend. Translation: You're ugly. 5. I don't date women where I work. Translation: You're ugly. 4. It's not you, it's me. Translation: You're ugly. 3. I'm concentrating on my career. Translation: You're ugly. 2. I'm celibate. Translation: You're ugly. 1. Let's be friends. Translation: You're sinfully ugly.