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Do this on a calculator! So here's the story: a woman had 69 boobs which was too too too much. So she went to 51st street and the doctor took all the time he had and ate all the boobs and she became boobless! 69 boobs 222 much 51st street 6922251 X time 6922251 X 8 ate 6922251 =55378008 flip your calculator, and she became boobless!

Did you hear about the gay guy that put a Nicotine patch on his penis? He's down to three butts a day!

Period- The thing at the end of a sentence.

What color is red? True or false?

Inside i could hear a lot of bass noise pumping. I went outside to see what it was and i found out it was a drummer practicing. I went inside and told my family that the player made a mistake and said dammit. My brother said "I wonder which band it was?"

10. Horton Hears a Ho 9. National Pleasure 2: Book of Secretions 8. I Am Legend...In Bed 7. The Suck It List 6. I Know Who Drilled Me 5. Scat-Atouille 4. Gush Hour 3 3. No Country for Old Balls 2. Alvin in the Chipmunks 1. Iron Man

A Kerryman emigrated from Ireland to England, thereby increasing the average IQ of both countries.

Funny Signs: Tailor's Shop: Ladys have fits upstairs. Restaurant: People who find the waitresses rude ought to see the manager. Restaurant: We serve people like you as good food! Mall: The lift is being fixed today. We regret that for the next 24 hours you will be unbearable. Muffler Store: No appointment necessary, we will hear you coming. Restaurant: Today's Special - Soup $5.00, Dessert $3.50, Children, $4.00. Zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, please give it to the guard on duty.

yo momma is so stupid she drowned in the shower.

This poem is for every guy who has a girl who wants poetry and songs devoted entirely to them ;) ( Sung to row row row my boat ) Suck, suck, suck my cock suck my god damn cock blow it hard you fucking 'tard suck my god damn cock! Please, if this offends you don't read it, no need to comment on how horrid it is, this is not every one's brand of humor . . .

A Donkey meets a Buick at the High Road. "Hello car", the Donkey says. "Hello donkey", the Buick replies, when suddenly the Donkey begins to cry. "Oh my" the Buick says. "Why are you crying"? "Well, when i now call you car, you can at least call me horse.