An Actual Conversation W/ Friends

"That guy looks like Jesus... and so does his friend.. did Jesus have a twin?" "No, at least.. I dont think he did.. never thought about it" "Oh, well. Twins are awesome... hey, why is Jesus walking into our school? *gasp* what if he rapes us all?! JESUS IS A PEDO!" "Calm down, Jesus isn't a pedo, he loves kids!" "Gee, that helps"