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Policeman to woman he's just stopped for speeding - "As soon as I saw you coming round the corner, I said to myself, 'Must be 55 at least'."
"It's this dress, officer - it always make me look older!"
The median of the list n; n+3, n+4; n+5; n+6; n+8; n+10; n+12; n+15 is 10. What is the mean?
What is the median and what is the mean?
There are 9 numbers, and the median is the 5th number n+6.
Compare each number with the median, the mean is
10+(-6-3-2-1+2+4+6+9)/9=11.
Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wounds, a crowd has gathered to watch and sympathize with Him. As Jesus looks out over the gathering he calls to one of his apostles. "Paul... Paul," He calls out.
Paul hears his name and comes to the front of the gathering. "Yes, Jesus, how may I serve you?" he exclaims. Just then a guard comes up to Paul, cuts Paul's right arm off with his sword, and throws him back into the crowd, saying, "No one is allowed to speak with the prisoner!"
Jesus once again calls his name. "Paul . . . Paul", he calls. Paul, determined, goes to the front of the gathering again. There he meets the same guard who this time cuts off his le
Fill in the blank:
The one who says it cannot be done should never _________ the one who is doing it.
Interrupt.
Can you decipher this phrase?
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Pyramid scheme!
1 C A and 4 H A in a M M
1 carbon atom and 4 hydrogen atoms in a methane molecule!
Once, there was 3 Chinese people who wanted to go to America.
Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu. Since these names would sound awfully weird, Bu said, "I'll change my name to Buck, adding 'ck' to the end." Chu said, "Then I'll become Chuck."
After a long pause, Fu said, "I guess I'll go back to China."
A wig factory was broken into last night and a large quantity of wigs was stolen.
Police are combing the area.
Natrium chloride = table salt.
"Natrium", from which the symbol "Na" derives, is the German word of "sodium".
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