NOT One Size Fits All, Then?

The woman at the supermarket checkout was giving the clerk a hard time. As her audience in the waiting line increased, she became more abusive. Finally, the patient clerk came to a dog's flea collar. The checker asked the customer if she was aware that the package had been opened. "Of course, I opened it," the woman snapped. "You can't expect me to get it home and find out it's the wrong size." A voice from the line spoke for all of us: "Wear it in good health."