Everybody knows about the kangaroo, the tall marsupial that lives in Australia, but when settlers first went there, they were amazed and had never seen anything like them. They asked an aborigine what the animals were called. He replied, "Kangaroo," so that is what the settlers called them. Little did they know, kangaroo is an aboriginal phrase meaning, "I don't understand your question."

WARNING: if your answer "yes" to any of these questions then you know that you are weird and you believe too much in dragons. Ocasionally when you see a bird do you find yourself saying "O merlin hand me my mighty sword so I can slay this foul dragon"? Do you find yourself trying to rob a bank with a bow and arrow? Do you have any "magic staffs" lying around? Do you search for dragon eggs for at least 1 hour every day? Do you refer to your car as your "trusty steed"? Do your think your phone is a magical scrying device? When you call the cops, do you call them the saviors? Have you ever seen yourself writing in an ancient language(A.K.A. gibberish.)? When you kill something or when

Q. What do you call Asians swimming in a pool? A. Cornflakes

In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license. Dr. Seuss coined the word "nerd" in his 1950 book "If I Ran the Zoo." It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. There are an average of 178 sesame seeds on a McDonald's Big Mac bun. The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars.

Every day the same old thing Essays, reading, handwriting I do it all while sitting here With a very tempting computer near. I try to ignore the silent plea "Please, surf the net on me" I, for a while I ignore the call By writing a paper on the Taj Mahal. But inevitably It gets to me I shove my work out of the way (Don't worry I'll do it another day). The screen savers gone when I click on the mouse A happy blue glow fills up the house I open the Internet, "Whoopitydee" I yell (there are 5 new emails for me). When I've replied I surf the net Is there anything exciting? You bet! I'll do this while the sun fades away Marking the end of another long day But I will not notice, oh no not m

Antarctica is the driest, coldest, windiest and highest continent on earth. Panama is the only place in the world that you can see the sun rise on the Pacific and set on the Atlantic. The only lighthouse to use electricity was the Statue of Liberty. A honey bee can fly up to 15 m.p.h.

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours! HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too! HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must have been given your share! HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend! HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! SHE: Okay, get out! HE: I think I could make you very happy SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time! HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why, don't you already have one? HE: Sh

1.dumb guy: I have'nt slept all nite on the train. Friend: Why? Dumb guy: Got upper berth. Friend: Why did'nt you exchange? Dumb guy: oye, there was nobody to exchange with in the lower berth. 2. A Teacher lecturing on population - In India, every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A dumb guy stands up - We must find & stop her! 3. Dumb guy - Why are all these people running? Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Dumb guy - If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running? 4. Teacher: "I killed a person." Convert this sentence into future tense. Dumn guy: The future tense is, "You will go to jail." 5. Dumb guy gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, cli

# The original reason for tablecloths was as a towel to wipe one's fingers and hands on after eating # Mount Everest moves approximately 2.4 inches (10 cm) in a Northeasterly direction every year # Mickey Mouse has four fingers on each hand # The bark of a redwood tree is fireproof. Fires that occur in a redwood forest take place inside the trees # The storage capacity of human brain exceeds four Terra bytes # There are an average of 178 sesame seeds on a McDonald's Big Mac bun # Because of the rotation of the earth, an object can be thrown farther if it is thrown west # In 2001, the five most valuable brand names in order were Coca-Cola, Microsoft, IBM, GE, and Nokia # After the "Po

You might be a redneck if your father-in-law said that you had no class, so you spit at him.

200 The term 'astrology' literally means Star Speech 201 Togo is situated in Africa 202 Coal is also known as Black Diamond 203 The first boxer to win 3 gold medals in Olympics was Laszlo Papp 204 The first ruler who started war games for his soldiers was Genghis Khan 205 The first cross word puzzle in the world was published in 1924 by London Sunday Express 206 The lightest known metal is Lithium 207 The Atacama Desert is located in North Chile 208 The oil used to preserve timber is creosote oil 209 The founder of USA was George Washington 210 The first talkie feature film in USA was The Jazz Singer 211 The chemical name of laughing gas is Nitrous Oxide 212 The US state Mississipi is also k

What does playing the bagpipes and throwing a javelin blind-folded have in common? You don't have to be very good at either to get a lot of peoples' attention.