Dumb Guy Jokes..Lots of Em!

1.dumb guy: I have'nt slept all nite on the train. Friend: Why? Dumb guy: Got upper berth. Friend: Why did'nt you exchange? Dumb guy: oye, there was nobody to exchange with in the lower berth. 2. A Teacher lecturing on population - In India, every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A dumb guy stands up - We must find & stop her! 3. Dumb guy - Why are all these people running? Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Dumb guy - If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running? 4. Teacher: "I killed a person." Convert this sentence into future tense. Dumn guy: The future tense is, "You will go to jail." 5. Dumb guy gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Dumb guy: "I've been promoted as branch manager." 6. Dumb guy was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes! 7. One dumb guy professor asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... 8. Dumb guy told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's raining. Dumb guy: So what? Take an umbrella and go. 8. Dumb guy found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever you order first will come first. 10. dum guy wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry dum guy: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.! 11. Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet dum guy:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....