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A man had just got to his hotel room with his newlywed wife on thier honeymoon. He said, "Let's screw." So they took off their clothes and got close and started kissing and the man said, "Wait, we don't have a condom, I'm not ready for kids yet." So the man called up the bellhop and asked him to bring up a condom. When the bellhop got their he said, "Here is your condom sir, would you like me to put it on your bill?"
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It can buy a bed - but not sleep
It can buy a clock - but not time
It can buy you a book - but not knowledge
It can buy you a position - but not respect
It can buy you medicine - but not health
It can buy you blood - but not life
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So send me all your money and I will suffer for you!!
Q: How many Newfie farmers does it take to milk a cow?
A: 5...One to hold the utter and four to lift the cow up and down, up and down.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man with face in toilet is shit faced.
Man who fools around with neighbour's wife at wrong time of month get caught red handed.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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