What's the blonde cheer? I'm blonde, I'm blonde,I'm B.L.O.N.....uh,oh well...I'm blonde, I'm blonde,I'm... yeah, yeah,yeah...

Yo mamma is so fat, she sat down in Wal-mart and lowered the prices.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a shark? Far far away!

A couple of teenagers craving something sweet drove to the nearest Baskin-Robbins. They bought ice cream cones and returned to their car to be comfortable. As they settled back to enjoy themselves, two ravens landed on the front hood and began to caw and flutter, and to peck at the windshield. The young man finally figured out what they wanted. He finished his ice cream, opened the window, and put his empty cone on the hood. The birds immediately settled down to eat. "You're wonderful," said his girlfriend. "How did you ever think of that?" "Nothing to it," he replied. "It was just a case of stilling two birds with one cone."

Q: What did the blonde say when she crossed the road? A: Hey! How'd I get over here?

How does a stereotypical blonde spell "farm"? E-I-E-I-O

Yo Momma so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

Yo Momma so poor, she wore her McDonalds uniform to church.

My mouth has turned into a flower bed. It has tulips.

A newlywed couple was walking together, and needed to cross a busy street. They saw Officer Ed. He was controlling traffic, so he said to them in a sarcastic and nasty voice, "Oh, so you just want me to clear traffic so you snots can get across? Oh, sure, I'll do that!" So the couple starts to thank him, when he says, "I don't know why you're walking on this nasty day, anyway! It's just about to rain!" The couple looked up in the sky, but didn't see a cloud in sight. They decided not to say anything, and went across the walkway as Officer Ed stopped the traffic. Although, sure enough, it started to rain as soon as they had crossed. It just so happens that the man and the woman were son

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the...?," he said to himself as a little blue dust cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April!" he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She shot back, "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."

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