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HOW TO GET A TAN WITH A BLOWTORCH HOW TO BE FUNNY by Gilbert Gottfried MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O J Simpson ZAGAT'S GUIDE TO CITIES WITHOUT A STARBUCKS THE ENGINEER'S GUIDE TO FASHION TO ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen DeGeneres THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALITY AND DILBERT FAST & EFFICIENT WINDOWS PROGRAMS HUMAN RIGHTS ADVANCES IN CHINA THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman THE WILD YEARS by Al Gore BEATING A DRUG ADDICTION by Darryl Strawberry AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS CAREER OPPORTUNITIES FOR LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE DIFFERENT WAYS TO SPELL BOB DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES EASY UNIX ETHIOPIAN TIPS ON WORLD DOMINANCE EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN FRENCH HOSPITALITY GEORGE FOREMAN'S BIG BOOK OF BABY NAMES HOW TO SUSTAIN A MUSICAL CAREER by Art Garfunkel MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE SPOTTED OWL RECIPES FRENCH MILITARY VICTORIES STAPLE YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY THE BOOK OF VIRTUES by Bill Clinton BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno HOME BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver HOW I BECAME A STUD by Kenny G FUN WITH UNIX How To Get To The Superbowl by Dan Marino Things I Can't Afford by Bill Gates