Popular Jokes
Peter decided to walk to the local waterfall, 10 miles away. At the moment he started, his dog ran off from his side and proceeded to the waterfall at a constant 8 miles per hour. As soon as the dog reached the waterfall, it started the return journey to Peter, keeping to the same speed. The dog continued this odd behaviour until Peter reached the waterfall. If Peter kept to a constant 4 miles per hour, how far did the dog run in total?
20 miles: Peter took 2.5 hours to reach the waterfall. The dog was always running at 8 miles per hour, therefore it ran 20 miles.
Now here's a classic joke that's been told by many kids, that should be very well known . . . anyway, after you read this, it's funny to try it on someone
After every statement, say, "Behind the rock"
1. Billy went
2. He took off his shoes
3. He took off his socks
4. He took off his shirt
5. He took off his pants
6. He took off his undies
7. He made out with someone
8. Where were you?
WARNING:DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE OR EAT OR GO POTTY!
A person named tommy had a wife named heather. Whenever Heather came home, She would bring something disguisting.
When heather died in a war, Tommy was sad. He said to himself, I MUST DIE IN A TOILET INSTEAD!
One day a man was sitting on a toilet with his solar power laptop, then his laptop fell in the toilet. He ran out of the bathroom screaming. The next person sat down to use the toilet. When he was done, he stood up looked at the toilet and screamed out of the bathroom. All the people in the bathroom ran out of the bathroom screaming.
In the morning elephants put springs on their feet and jump around the jungle.
Now the most fearsome sound to a monkey is "Boing Boing"
Yo Momma so stupid when she heard the doorbell she opened the microwave and said "Hello???"
How many ADHD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
It takes twenty se- hey, this is in the wrong category!
Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini?
A: Four: Two in the front, two in the back.
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