There's this dyslexic guy... he walked into a bra...

*Famous Sports Quotes* "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." - Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle" - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes." - Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker "You guys line up alphabetically by height!" - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach "I play footba

One day a couple of kids named "Poop", "Shut-Up", and "Manners" were on a bus. All of a sudden Poop falls out of the window! Manners jumps out of the bus to save him. So, Shut-Up runs to the bus driver to get some help. The bus driver asks him, "What's your name?!" "Shut-Up." At this point the bus driver is mad. He asks, "Where are your manners?!" Shut-Up replies, "Outside picking up Poop."

If the opposite of pro is con, isn't the opposite of progress, congress?

In the beginning was the Plan And then came the assumptions And the assumptions were without form And the Plan was completely without substance And darkness was upon the faces of the workers And they spake unto their Group Heads, and sayeth: "It is a crock, and it stinketh!" And the Group Heads went unto their Section Heads, and sayeth: "It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof." And the Section Heads went unto their Managers, and sayeth unto them: "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it." And the Managers went to their Director, and sayeth unto him: "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength." And the

ஊழியர் ; பாஸ் எனக்கு ரெண்டு நாள் லீவு வேண்டும்.பாஸ்: கண்டிப்பா கொடுக்குறேன்.ஆனா நான் கேக்குற கேள்விக்கு பதில் சொல்லணும்.ஊழியர் : ஓ.கே சார் கேளுங்க.பாஸ் : கட்டப்பா பாகுபலியை ஏன் கொன்னான்?ஊழியர் : நல்ல நேரத்தில் சரியான கேள்வி கேட்டீஙக சார்.பாகுபலி கொல்லப்படுவதற்கு முதல் நாள் கட்டப்பா லீவு கேட்டாதாகவும் பாகுபலி மறுத்தாகவும் எனக்கு வந்த தகவல்கள் தெரிவிக்கிறது சார்....அதுனாலதான்...பாஸ் : நாலு நாள் லீவு எடுத்துக்கோப்பா...

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction.

கணவன் - என் மனைவி பல்லை பிடுங்குவதற்கு எவ்வளவு ஆகும் !!!!!!!!!!பல் மருத்துவர் - அதுவா ஒரு பல் பிடுங்குவதற்கு ஆயிரம் ரூபாய் ஆகும் !!!!!!!!!!கணவன் - பத்தாயிரம் கூட வாங்கி கொள்ளுங்கள் !!!!!!!!! தயவு செஞ்சு அந்த நாக்கையும் பிடிங்கி விடுங்கள் !!!!!!!அதிகமா நாக்கு மேலே பல்ல போட்டு பேசுறாங்க !

What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit

A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself. She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring. Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!..."

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