Category Jokes -
One day a duck walked into a drugstore and bought some lipstick. She walked up to the clerk and said, "Put it on my bill!"
How is it we look in a dictionary to figure out how to spell something if we don't know how to spell it?
An ejector seat on a helicopter.
A fly screen on a submarine.
An ashtray for a motorcycle.
A lead balloon.
A bikini for Eskimos.
Sugar-cube fishing bait.
A glass baseball bat..
1.Doctor, Doctor! My son swallowed a pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil instead!
2.Doctor, Doctor! I think I'm getting shorter!
You'll just have to be a little patient.
3.Doctor, Doctor! I'm invisible!
I'm sorry, sir, I can't see you right now.
1. Send him to the store for tampons, telling him to ask which is the best brand.
2. When he tells you he loves you say, "I do, wait, I don't love you!"
3. Tell him you're a covicted serial killer everytime he asks you how are you.
4. Spill his favorite and most expensive cologne down the toilet and tell him he made me do it!
One night, a little boy and his father were having a conversation. The father asked the boy, "Can you say your ABC's, son?"
"Yes I can! A...B..C..." and he goes through the whole alphebet.
The father then said, "That's good, but can you say it backwords?"
The boy smiles and says, "yeah", so he turns around and says, "A...B...C..."
A man called the computer company because he was having trouble with his computer. A woman answered the phone.
"Hello. May I help you?
"Yes. I'm having trouble with my computer. Every time I press the enter key my computer goes biserk."
"I think I know what you should do."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"What should I do?"
"You should stop pressing the enter key."
A man went to the hospital with a sprained ankle. The doctor said, "Don't worry, you'll be walking in no time." He was. The doctor stole his car.
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