4 Ways to Annoy Your Boyfriend

1. Send him to the store for tampons, telling him to ask which is the best brand. 2. When he tells you he loves you say, "I do, wait, I don't love you!" 3. Tell him you're a covicted serial killer everytime he asks you how are you. 4. Spill his favorite and most expensive cologne down the toilet and tell him he made me do it!