A blond, brunette, and redhead are talking. The blond asks the brunette, "Where did you get those hair streaks?" She answers, "Its natural." The brunette asks the redhead the same question. "Its natural." she answers. The redhead and brunette ask the blond, "How did you get that green streak in your hair?" She answers, "Phhnnnggg," (As she blows her nose on her hand and puts it through her hair) "Its natural.''

Q: What's the difference between a blond and a toothbrush? A: You don't lend a toothbrush to your best friend.

Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A: Sits around a candle Q: What does she do when it gets really cold? A: Lights it

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from his store on a regular basis and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." "But I always buy it here." says the blonde. "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist. "YES," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant" Anno

Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix a roof. While they are on the roof, a herd of cattle run by and knock down the ladder and leave a big pile of poop behind. The two brunettes decide to make the blonde check how deep the poop is so they can jump down. So the blonde jumps down and yells, "It's only ankle deep." So the two brunettes jump down and scream, "What are you talking about?! It's up to our heads!" And the blonde replies, "Well, I jumped in head first."

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.

Why did the blonde bring sandpaper to the desert? She needed a map. Why did the blonde bring a car door to the desert? If it got hot she could roll the window down. How did the blonde explain her helicopter crash? It was getting hot so I turned the ceiling fan off. What is the latest health epidemic among blondes? MAIDS. If they don't get one they die. Why did the blonde wear a condom on each ear? She didn't want to get hearing AIDS. What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell; She's got a grenade in her mouth. Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in 6

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head were swimming the breast stroke in a race. The blonde comes in last and says "Not to be a sore loser or anything, but I think the other girls were using their hands.".

It was Arbor Day, and a blonde, a brunette and a redhead all planted something. The redhead planted flowers in her front yard. The brunette planted a tree in her back yard. The blonde didn't know what to plant, so she asked the redhead. "Plant something that looks good," she said. The blonde still didn't know what to plant, so she asked the brunette. "Plant something you want more of," she said. The blonde finally knew what to plant. The next day,her husband was declared a missing person.

Three men are fishing. One catches a magic fish that will grant each one a wish if they let him go. The first one wishes he could double his IQ. It is done. The second one wishes to triple his IQ. It is done. The last one (who is an idiot) wishes to multiply his IQ by a 1/2. The fish asks if he is sure; the man nods. When the fish grants his wish, he turns into a blond.

My wife who is blonde came running up to me in the driveway the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about." She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant! I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!" Then, she said "Oh, honey, there's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are