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Why did the blonde bring sandpaper to the desert? She needed a map. Why did the blonde bring a car door to the desert? If it got hot she could roll the window down. How did the blonde explain her helicopter crash? It was getting hot so I turned the ceiling fan off. What is the latest health epidemic among blondes? MAIDS. If they don't get one they die. Why did the blonde wear a condom on each ear? She didn't want to get hearing AIDS. What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell; She's got a grenade in her mouth. Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in 6 months? Because on the box it said from two to four years. How do you know if a blonde e-mails you? There's a computer in the mailbox. How do you know if a blonde's been using the computer? There's whiteout on the screen. How do you know if a second blonde has been using the computer? There's writing on the white out. How do you know if a third blonde has been using the computer? There's cheese in front of the mouse. What do you call brunette hair dye? A1)Artificial Intelligence. A2)Birth control What do you call a brunette between two blondes? An interpreter. What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block. What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? Siamese twins. What do you call a blonde in a sauna? A hot air balloon. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.