Yo dadda liked women until he saw yo momma.

Yo momma's so stupid, when you asked her for an evening gown, she came back with a night dress!

Your momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she opened her mouth, a black guy said "nice grillz!" Your momma's so fat 'n hairy that when she went to the mueseum someone yelled "the mammoth's alive!" Your momma's so hairy that when she was on the set of king kong, the director said "I thought I only ordered 1 gorrila!" Your momma's so old and gassy that when she farted the dinasours became extinct! Your momma's so stupid that they invented the books for dummys just for her! Your momma's so skinny that god used her to clean his teeth! Your momma's so ugly that when she stepped out of her house, people ran away saying "I didn't know they were shooting a horror movie here!" Your momma's s

Yo momma's so ugly when she walks in a room mice jump on chairs!

Yo momma is so fat and so pale white, when they landed on her they said "This is one small step for man, and one fat leap for mankind!"

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

Yo Mama is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma so fat, she ate 100 cakes yesterday and got thinner.

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

Yo momma so stupid she copied someone in an exam and got less than them.

Yo Momma so heavy that she sank the Titanic. Yo Momma so stupid that she came up to George Bush and called him gay and Hitler #2. Yo Momma so old that she saw Abraham Lincoln die. Yo Momma so slow that she was mistaken for a rock. Yo Momma so stupid that she thinks she's a man! Yo Momma so weak that when she walks into a bar they have to feed her like a baby!

Yo momma is so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry!