Funny Yo Momma Jokes!

Yo Momma so heavy that she sank the Titanic. Yo Momma so stupid that she came up to George Bush and called him gay and Hitler #2. Yo Momma so old that she saw Abraham Lincoln die. Yo Momma so slow that she was mistaken for a rock. Yo Momma so stupid that she thinks she's a man! Yo Momma so weak that when she walks into a bar they have to feed her like a baby!