Jokes
Category Jokes - One Liner
Q: What do you call a non-churchgoer? A: A Seventh-Day Absentist
Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.
Who eats cereal and plays golf? Tony the Tiger Woods.
Why is it hard for dalmatians to play hide-and-seek? Because they're always spotted!
What do you get when you aim a nuclear weapon at a disobedient country? South Korean Barbecue.
What do you call a holy man that fries potatoes? A chipmonk
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman? You can drop her off anywhere.
What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with? Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
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