Definitions of the Spanish Royal Academy of the Language

LOVE: A word involving four letters, two vowels, two consonants and two idiots. It refers to a disease that can be cured by marriage. ARCHITECT: A guy not "macho" enough to be an engineer and not queer enough to be an interior designer. TO DANCE: It refers to the vertical frustration of a horizontal desire. BRAIN: An organ that allows us to think we think. BOY SCOUT: A child dressed like an idiot guided by an idiot dressed like a child. HEADACHE: A woman's most trustworthy modern contraceptive. BUST: Statue of a man without hands or the parts of a woman where a man's hands have been. ORAL EXAM: A test you must pass to become an intern in the White house. A POLITICAL CANDIDATE: A person who gets money form the rich and votes from the poor in order to protect them from each other. TONGUE: A sexual organ that some degenerates use in order to speak. PRIEST: A person everyone calls "Father" except for his own children, who call him "Uncle". EASY: It is said of a woman who has the sexual morality of a man. MAN: A living thing who at the age of nine months emerges from a place to which we will try to return for the rest of this life. INTELLECTUAL: A person capable of thinking for more than one hour about anything other than sex. MODESTY: Knowing you are perfect without telling anyone. NYMPHOMANIA: A term describing any woman who wants to have sex more often than a man.