What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall? Dam!

What did the fish say when he crashed into a wooden wall? Beaver damn!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? To prove he was chicken!

The sky was dark The moon was high We were alone Just she and I Her hair was brown Her eyes were too I knew just what She wanted to do So with my courage I did my best And placed my hand Upon her breast I trembled and shook And felt her heart Slowly she spread Her legs apart I knew she was ready But I didn't know how It was my first try At milking a cow

What do you call a lonely fisherman? A Master-Baiter

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A: A collie-flower!

What do you call an elephant chasing a cat? Depends on what his name is.....

Yo Momma so fat, when she fell on the ground, I tried not to laugh, but the ground was cracking up!

What's gray and comes in packets? Instant elephant. What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant. What's gray and has a trunk? A mouse going on holiday. How do elephants hide in cherry trees? They paint their toe-nails red. How do elephants get down from cherry trees? Sit on a leaf and wait for fall. How do elephants hide in custard? Paint the soles of their feet yellow and hide upside down.

gun(which shoots bees)

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i want to live in a big castle and to be a princess