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Elephant Jokes (Plus One Mouse Joke)

What's gray and comes in packets? Instant elephant. What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant. What's gray and has a trunk? A mouse going on holiday. How do elephants hide in cherry trees? They paint their toe-nails red. How do elephants get down from cherry trees? Sit on a leaf and wait for fall. How do elephants hide in custard? Paint the soles of their feet yellow and hide upside down.
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