I don't need to write a joke! Whenever I see your face I start to laugh anyway!!

You're about as useful as a bargain hunter in Sears!

Here's 50 cents call someone who cares

If you can tell time... Why can't you tell that I don't have time for you?

This above a uranal. What are you looking at? The real joke is in your hands!

In a slave market, an owner is showing his slaves for selling. A man come to the shop and pointing to an American slave and asked, "how much he is?". The owner said, "$100". And the man pioint to a Russian slave, asked again, and the owner reply, "$1000". The man point to Japanese slave, and the owner reply , "$10000". Finally the man point to a African slave and ask the price, the owner reply, "$100000". The customer is confused and ask, "Why that black slave cost too much?". The owner reply, "His brain is still new, he never used his brain". ----------------------------------- I don't mean to make someone feel bad. Coz i am a afro-american :)

What are you laughing at? Your mom is a hooker!

Q. What do you call a blond, redneck lawyer? A. Yo Momma!

On a very busy high way there stood three images. Santa, The easter bunny and a smart mexican. Well who crossed the street first? None There is no such thing as santa, the easter bunny, or a smart mexican.

You're so fat you turn the world upside down!

- You're so stupid, you got locked inside a grocery store and starved to death! - You're so big, you play pool with the planets! - You're so fat, when you went outside in yellow clothes, someone screamed, "TAXI!" - You're so big, when you go to the movies, you sit next to everybody! - You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your parents. - You're so stupid, the three stooges use you as an inspiration!

Your so ugly, when you were born the doctors shoved you back in.