Comebacks!

- You're so stupid, you got locked inside a grocery store and starved to death! - You're so big, you play pool with the planets! - You're so fat, when you went outside in yellow clothes, someone screamed, "TAXI!" - You're so big, when you go to the movies, you sit next to everybody! - You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your parents. - You're so stupid, the three stooges use you as an inspiration!