Yo momma was so fat, I was surprised that she could even jump!

wocka is dead. no one comments anymore. no one submits jokes anymore. Can someone fix these glitches?- -when I write a comment and click on submit, half the time, the comment is not posted no matter how many times I try to re-post. -Even if I select "show all" for the full comments list, the hidden comments dont show up. wtf? I'm sorry this IS the only way I can get some attention since the forum is a ghost town.

yo mama is so fat when she jumped she fell through the ground!

yo mamma is so fat it takes 1111111111111111111111111999999999thousand belts to fit her waist

yo-mamma is so fat shes fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The other day, I bought a packet of air. I was surprised to find a few potato chips inside it. -Dedicated to Lays

The only person in our town who can afford to go on a jaguar is a zoo-keeper.

A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, "I love you." The husband says, "Is that you or the wine talking?" The wife replies, "It's me, talking to the wine."

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need Sam's help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let Sam wheel him to the elevator. On the way down Sam asked him if his wife was meeting him. "I don't know," he said. "She is till upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."

The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the town's preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was. Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and see if that's your pa."

It's my wife's birthday today so I went out earlier in the week and deliberately got her a present that I knew she'd hate. True to form she opened it, took one look and said, "What the fuck would I want with an xbox? I'm going to take this back to the shop and ask for a refund." I can't wait to see her little face when she gets arrested for looting.

There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?" The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!" So the woman asked, "Is this a record?" To which the man replied, "No, its average!"