Why does a duck cross the street? Because it was the chicken's and turkey's day off.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens weren't invented yet.

Why didn't the duck cross the road? To prove he's no chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road halfway? To "lay it on the line".

What you humans call 'THE APOCALYPSE', I used to call Sunday Dinner! - Archangel, Gabriel

Music Teacher: Anyone has a suggestion to which song we should play next? Johnny: How 'bout we sing 'The Teacher is A Big Fat Bitch. . .in C-Minor?'

If your father is a poor man, it's your fate. But, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

Hw does Battery reproduce? Bi pluging it into Boodler's Giant ass!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's feet.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because the chicken was on holiday.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he's "chicken".

What is the difference between a chicken? Neither can ride a bicycle.