A Dane, a Norwegian and Snakeyboy made a wager on who could remain inside a goat pen the longest. First out was the Dane, who came out after just 10 minutes yelling "Damn! The goat stinks!" After him the Norwegian went in, and after half an hour he came out yelling, "Damn! The goat stinks!" Finally Snakeyboy went in. After 2 hours the goat came rushing out yelling "Damn! Snakeyboy stinks!"

You know you're addicted to wocka when your friends say something funny, and you cry out ''LOL, LOL'' instead of actually laughing out loud.

U.S. President Calvin Coolidge and his wife allegedly visited a poultry farm. During the tour, Mrs. Coolidge inquired of the farmer how his farm managed to produce so many fertile eggs with such a small number of roosters. The farmer proudly explained that his roosters performed their duty dozens of times each day. "Perhaps you could point that out to Mr. Coolidge," pointedly replied the First Lady. The President, overhearing the remark, asked the farmer, "Does each rooster service the same hen each time?" "No," replied the farmer, "there are many hens for each rooster." "Perhaps you could point that out to Mrs. Coolidge," replied the President.

What a bullfighter tries to do. (avoid-a-bull)

too much to pay for corn ([a] buck an ear)

A fashionably dressed big cat (dandy lion)

Possessing only ten teeth. (deca-dent)

Where people wait for buses. (the-bus-station)

live long (die late)

Consumption of an expensive meal. (fortune-ate)

A flaming elf. (imp-alight)

where one places dirty dishes (in the sink)