I have no soul. yes, Thats why I'm an asshole! I have somethin' up my ass and no, that ain't no mole. I pick on everybody 'cause I'm a nobody. My girlfriend left me. Sometimes I go crazy and go out in the streets and yell "COME FUCK ME!" Everyone asks me, "Hey, whats up your ass!".Yeah I know I've sucked a lot of ass. The juices, oh, they are delicious as they come to pass. As I sit behind my computer and write jokes, my mother chokes On my cock. And I hear a knock. And who is it? Its my friend, a Gay. So, I send my mother away. I do it hardcore. I wont let him go 'til his ass is sore Even though my dick is inches-four. I have nothing to do 'cept suck on my dirty socks 'cause I am such

Once upon a time, there lived three balloons - Papa Balloon, Mama Balloon, and Baby Balloon. Baby Balloon would always go to bed in his own room, but would soon sneak into Mama and Papa's bed. When Baby Balloon got a bit bigger, his parents tried to get him to stay in his own bed all night, and Baby Balloon promised that he would, but the very next night he was trying to get in to their bed. However, he found could not quite get in, no matter how he struggled. After a while, he had an idea - he would let a little air out of Papa Balloon! This he did, but still he couldn't fit, so he let some air out of Mama Balloon - but to his dismay, still he couldn't get. In desperation, he then let so

Yo momma so fat she turned her Nike Shox into "Shocked Nikes"

Q. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's day? A. Regular Rocks are too heavy!

One day a blonde went to a store and saw Donuts that were sugar free, so she grabbed them and walked out of the store without paying. Security stopped her and asked, "Excuse me miss, but what do you think you are doing?" She said "Duh...I'm taking the free Sugar donuts!"

There was a blonde in Wal-mart and she went up to a man. The blonde said, "Hi! Do you know what IDK means?" The man said, "I don't know." Then the blonde said, "DARN! Nobody knows!"

There were three men at a bar. One of them ducked and the other two fell down because they hit the bar.

There was a coconut tree and 4 animals. 1. A Elephant 2. A Monkey 3. A Tiger 4. A Mouse Which one of these animals is going to climb up the tree to get the banana? NONE! "There was a COCONUT TREE" "...the tree to get the BANANA"

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I'm so good that even yo momma cheers for me!

Q: How many Clowns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Paid Clowns - 5 Boys in school - 1000