Can You Decipher This Phrase? R U N Run down!

Can you decipher this phrase? W O R K SEESAWS Overseas work!

Can You Decipher This Phrase? QQQQQQ No excuse. There is no X listed, but there are some Qs.

Can you decipher this phrase? cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat Copy cat!

Can you decipher this phrase? SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME Pyramid scheme!

Can you decipher this phrase? ED CROWD Over crowded: [CROWD over ED].

Can You Decipher This Phrase? E E Y E E D D Cross eyed!

1 C A and 4 H A in a M M 1 carbon atom and 4 hydrogen atoms in a methane molecule!

Woman: I did something special today. Man: What? Woman: I rode on a hippo. Man: Surely you musn't be kidding. Woman: Yes I'm not kidding and don't call me Shirley.

What is a chicken's favorite type of joke? The human who crossed the road!!!

Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts up its tail and looks at the camel's butt. Just then a guy comes over and says, "What are you doing?" Osama replies, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at the two assholes on that camel."

Once, there was 3 Chinese people who wanted to go to America. Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu. Since these names would sound awfully weird, Bu said, "I'll change my name to Buck, adding 'ck' to the end." Chu said, "Then I'll become Chuck." After a long pause, Fu said, "I guess I'll go back to China."