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Put the characters C - D - I - M - L - V - X in the right order - but not alphabetical.
I - V - X - L - C - D - M.
Roman numerals.
My brother, Julian, is a little simple. I recently asked him to buy me some ribbon for my daughter's pretty pink bonnet. He went to the haberdashery shop for the required length but accidentally interchanged the feet and inches. When I measured the resulting ribbon I only had 30% of the length I required. How much ribbon did I originally ask for?
I asked for 9 foot 2 inches (110 inches) and my brother brought me 2 foot 9 inches (33 inches).
Which word is the odd one out?
seventy
brawl
clover
proper
carrot
swing
change
travel
sacred
stone
Carrot.
Each of the other words remains a real word if you remove the first and last letter.
Can you complete this sentence using two words which are anagrams of each other?
Whilst driving his car at a reckless speed, the driver was distracted by his dog _______. Luckily, he managed to complete the _______ manoeuvre without crashing.
Whilst driving his car at a reckless speed, the driver was distracted by his dog barking. Luckily, he managed to complete the braking manoeuvre without crashing.
Can You Decipher This Phrase?
cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
Catch 22!
(22 cats).
Little Jimmy was at the mall with his mother when a man came walking toward them. Little Jimmy hopped up and down, laughed, pointed, and screamed, "Mommy! Look at that bowlegged man!"
His mother was so embarrassed. "James, your manners are atrocious! You need some culture, young man!"
For the next month Little Jimmy was forced to read Shakespeare every night. When his detention was finally over, his mother again took him to the same mall.
Sure enough, the same bowlegged man came walking toward them.
Had Little Jimmy learned anything from the great bard?
Yes.
This time, as the man approached, Little Jimmy cried out, "Hark! What manner of man is this me sees, who wears his balls in paren
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