Yo Momma so fat when she peed in China, she made the Yellow River!

Because Lexus created the park it your self car many Mexicans lost their jobs.

A blonde girl comes into her dad's room and tells her dad... Amanda: Dad, I'm glad you named me Amanda. Dad: Why? Amanda: It's because that's what everyone calls me!

Ryan: Hey Philip, what's that on your leg? Philip: A shoe! Ryan: Gesundheit! Philip: No, you idiot, a shoe! Ryan: No need to thank me, gesundheit!

A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde. "I just got this amazing watch," he tells her, "it can reads alpha waves, and can tell me what a person is thinking." "What does it say about me?" asked the blonde. "It says you want to sleep with me," said the man. "Sorry," said the blonde, "I think your watch is broken." "Hmmm," said the man, slowly examining the watch, "It seems to be running an hour fast..."

A dog goes up to a man with a pizza and starts whining for some. Man to Owner: Can I throw him a bit? Owner smiles proudly: Yes. The man picks up the dog and throws him on the ground.

Larry: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great Fall? Mary: Because he had a bad summer.

Mom: Jimmy, did you pick up your room yet? JImmy: No mom, it's too heavy.

A blond finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do in his exam; he replied, "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ... and at last I wrote THUNK!"

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Blonde: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Blonde: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure. The answer is 6!!!

"What would you like to have; fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or coffee?" "Tea, please." "Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?" "Ceylon tea." "How would you like it? Black or white?" "White." "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?" "With milk, please." "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk?" "With cow milk, please." "Milk from Friesland cow or African cow?" "Um, I'll take it black." "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?" "With sugar, please." "Beet sugar or cane sugar?" "Cane sugar, please." "White, brown or yellow sugar?" "Forget about tea, just give me a glass of water instead." "Mineral water or still water?" "Mineral w

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