Yo Momma is so smelly that when she entered a pig sty, all the pigs had to evacuate...

You might be a redneck if... The idea for the Budweiser frogs came from listening to you and your friends trying to read the label on the bottle.

You might be a redneck if... You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are.

You might be a redneck if... You are having marital problems because your wife never lets you win at arm wrestling.

My friend Doug pointed up at a bird circling overhead and said, "Look, it's an eagle!" "That doesn't look like an eagle," I said. "Well of course not," he shot back amazingly quickly. "It's travelling incognito. Haven't you ever heard that "Eagles are Masters of De Skys?"

...you have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.

...you carried a fishing pole into Sea World.

...a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.

You might be a redneck if... You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three primary colors.

... you have an above-ground pool and you fish in it.

...you've ever had to have a wrecker pull your car out of a pothole in your driveway.

...you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "misunderstood".