Yo self-centered momma is so fat, the world really does revolve around her!

Yo mama is so fat, your family photos have to be shot from a plane.

Yo mama is so fat and lazy, that her hair-do has been turned into a National Forest.

Yo Mama so stupid, she got fired at the M & M factory because she threw out all the W's!

3 people were asked to find the "hardest" word in the dictionary. One person found the word "happiness". One person found the word"photosynthesis". The last person found the word "dick".

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, blondes usually screw in cars!

What do railroad tracks and blondes have in common? They are both laid all over America!

How do you get a blonde to laugh on Friday? Tell her a joke on Monday!

What does a blonde do when she wakes up? She goes home!

A blonde is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Little boy blue. Little Boy Blue who? Micheal Jackson!!!!!

Why are constipated people so mean and rude? ..because they don't give a crap!