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THIS WAS REAL! My brother and his friend went out to eat at a restaurant. The restaurant was packed so they had to wait. The waitress then asked them for a name so she could call them when their table was ready. My brother's friend decided to give her a fake name. So then my brother and his friend were waiting. When it they were finally called, this is what could be heard throughout the whole entire restaurant, "Balz, party of two!"
You might be a redneck if you carry more than two extra tires in the back of your truck.
You might be a redneck if you were married in a laundromat.
You might be a redneck if you eat cotton candy more than three times a week.
You might be a redneck if the only thing you inherited from your father was alcoholism.
You might be a redneck if both you and your wife wore ponytails on your wedding day.
You might be a redneck if there is a four-wheeler parked in your bedroom.
You might be a redneck if you think that "home security" means taking the front steps to your trailer with you when you leave the house.
You might be a redneck if your bar tab has page numbers.
You might be a redneck if you constantly call the feed and seed store to see if the cat has had her kittens yet.
You might be a redneck if your father-in-law said that you had no class, so you spit at him.
01 The first Prime minister of Bangladesh was Mujibur Rehman 02 The longest river in the world is the Nile 03 The longest highway in the world is the Trans-Canada 04 The longest highway in the world has a length of about 8000 km 05 The highest mountain in the world is the Everest 06 The country that accounts for nearly one third of the total teak production of the world is Myanmar 07 The biggest desert in the world is the Sahara desert 08 The largest coffee growing country in the world is Brazil 09 The country also known as "Country of Copper" is Zambia 10 The name given to the border which separates Pakistan and Afghanistan is the Durand line 11 The river Volga flows out into the Caspian se
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