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THIS WAS REAL!
My brother and his friend went out to eat at a restaurant. The restaurant was packed so they had to wait. The waitress then asked them for a name so she could call them when their table was ready. My brother's friend decided to give her a fake name.
So then my brother and his friend were waiting. When it they were finally called, this is what could be heard throughout the whole entire restaurant,
"Balz, party of two!"
You might be a redneck if you carry more than two extra tires in the back of your truck.
You might be a redneck if the only thing you inherited from your father was alcoholism.
You might be a redneck if both you and your wife wore ponytails on your wedding day.
You might be a redneck if you think that "home security" means taking the front steps to your trailer with you when you leave the house.
You might be a redneck if you constantly call the feed and seed store to see if the cat has had her kittens yet.
You might be a redneck if your father-in-law said that you had no class, so you spit at him.
01
The first Prime minister of Bangladesh was Mujibur Rehman
02
The longest river in the world is the Nile
03
The longest highway in the world is the Trans-Canada
04
The longest highway in the world has a length of about 8000 km
05
The highest mountain in the world is the Everest
06
The country that accounts for nearly one third of the total teak production of the world is Myanmar
07
The biggest desert in the world is the Sahara desert
08
The largest coffee growing country in the world is Brazil
09
The country also known as "Country of Copper" is Zambia
10
The name given to the border which separates Pakistan and Afghanistan is the Durand line
11
The river Volga flows out into the Caspian se