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The first forum is for writing jokes.
Discuss how to write funny jokes here.
Talk about anything you want here.
O.K. I will. You really need to quit submitting jokes like this. Anybody agree with me?
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
"Emily, I don't know what to do," Gloria said to her friend at work. "That good-looking Alan in accounting asked me out for Saturday night. Should I go?"
"Oh, my gosh," her friend exclaimed. "He'll wine you, dine you, and then use any ruse to get you up to his apartment. Then he'll rip off your dress and you'll have fantastic sex!"
"What should I do?"
"Wear an old dress."
These guidelines are not hard rules for submitting acceptable jokes, but they will help you submit a jokes that the most people will enjoy and rank highly, thus increasing your score.
We highly encourage you to do a quick spell check of your joke before submitting it. You can easily do this by copying and pasting the joke into Microsoft Word or some other program that can spell check the text from your joke. Also, you can use Dictionary.com to look up difficult words and how to spell them. Jokes with numerous spelling errors reduce their enjoyability and get lower scores than jokes that are error free.
Using proper punctuation, grammar, and spacing is highly recommended because it makes your jokes readable and understandable. If people are having a hard time understanding your jokes, they will be rated poorly and your score will suffer because of it.
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